Cum Meet the Company President Who Beats Off
2012-06-07 13:34:03 - Kulin
May 31, 2012 Global Associated News - It's official, Mark W Decker is
the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and
determination, Mark W Decker achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!
Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Mark W Decker
remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic
films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing
movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him
in his quest.
It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his
forearm that Mark W Decker is not your average masturbator. In an
interview with Global Associated News reporters after the record
setting event, Mark W Decker was quoted as saying, masturbation for
me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13
years old and I'm happy with my performance today.
This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who
achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not
available for comment.
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Mark W
Decker said my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion
on my penis to soothe the burning.